Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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