All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize