I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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