They should really pass out barf bags in church
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I would ride that face into the sunset
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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