Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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