Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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