hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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