Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
