Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
