I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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