'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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