we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i believe in u and ur pee
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