am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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