He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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