if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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