p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
