Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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