He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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