we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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