"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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