I love black thongs
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just pee around me
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Randomize
