Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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