oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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