So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So much Jack, so little girl.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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