We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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