speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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