Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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