Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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