he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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