Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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