No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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