Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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