I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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