He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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