that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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