i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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