ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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