you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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