i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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