I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
