I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The feeling are messing with the penis
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
