That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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