apparently the secret to your success is patron
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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