i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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