Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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