two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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