She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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