on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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