I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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