Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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