Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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