Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
oh god the rape fog is back!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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