either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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