Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Drake has all the answers
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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