Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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