Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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