I want to stick my p in your. b.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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