If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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