You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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