I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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